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My mom told me that when I grew up I would be pretty. I think she lied to me.

My mom told me that when I grew up I would be pretty. I think she lied to me.

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How I feel when someone calls me sweetheart!

How I feel when someone calls me sweetheart!

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My reaction when my mother tells me I'm her prettiest child!

My reaction when my mother tells me I'm her prettiest child!

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When I get into a deep pool and remember that I don't know how to swim. Help!

When I get into a deep pool and remember that I don't know how to swim. Help!

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If laziness burned calories, I'd be a toothpick.

If laziness burned calories, I'd be a toothpick.

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My face when I see a super excited person in the morning.

My face when I see a super excited person in the morning.

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I'm trying to become a healthier person, but it looks like my body didn't get the message and keeps ordering pizza.

I'm trying to become a healthier person, but it looks like my body didn't get the message and keeps ordering pizza.

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I'm not disorganized, I just have a minimalist lifestyle.

I'm not disorganized, I just have a minimalist lifestyle.

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Me, when people in the group are fighting, and I'm just watching and not saying anything.

Me, when people in the group are fighting, and I'm just watching and not saying anything.

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Me trying to stay fit with all my might.

Me trying to stay fit with all my might.

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