Me waiting for Christmas to arrive so I can get a present!

My happy face when I have to work on the weekend.

I'm not disorganized, I just have a minimalist lifestyle.

I'm not lazy, I just think that my body deserves to rest after so many years of evolution.

My reaction when my mother tells me I'm her prettiest child!

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Or ask for a tequila and forget your problems.

I'm not lazy, I'm just in power saving mode.

I'm trying to become a healthier person, but it looks like my body didn't get the message and keeps ordering pizza.

My mom told me that when I grew up I would be pretty. I think she lied to me.

When your body wakes up but your soul stays in bed.