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Eu tentando ser fitness na força do ódio.

Eu tentando ser fitness na força do ódio.

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If laziness burned calories, I'd be a toothpick.

If laziness burned calories, I'd be a toothpick.

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Breaking news: I still don't know what I'm doing with my life!

Breaking news: I still don't know what I'm doing with my life!

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Is it too early to start drinking?

Is it too early to start drinking?

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When they won't let you eat the snacks before singing happy birthday.

When they won't let you eat the snacks before singing happy birthday.

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When the coffee is so strong that it wakes you up until the next reincarnation.

When the coffee is so strong that it wakes you up until the next reincarnation.

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When you forget to put sugar in your coffee!

When you forget to put sugar in your coffee!

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Life is like a game of chess. Sometimes you make a wrong move and realize you are cornered.

Life is like a game of chess. Sometimes you make a wrong move and realize you are cornered.

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When your body wakes up but your soul stays in bed.

When your body wakes up but your soul stays in bed.

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Guys, let's agree on one thing? If someone in the group wins the lottery, we'll divide it up equally, ok?

Guys, let's agree on one thing? If someone in the group wins the lottery, we'll divide it up equally, ok?

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