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Minha mãe me dizia que quando eu crescesse eu ia ficar bonito, acho que ela mentiu pra mim.

Minha mãe me dizia que quando eu crescesse eu ia ficar bonito, acho que ela mentiu pra mim.

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If laziness burned calories, I'd be a toothpick.

If laziness burned calories, I'd be a toothpick.

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Monday should be optional. Who agrees with me?

Monday should be optional. Who agrees with me?

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Breaking news: I still don't know what I'm doing with my life!

Breaking news: I still don't know what I'm doing with my life!

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Is it too early to start drinking?

Is it too early to start drinking?

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When they won't let you eat the snacks before singing happy birthday.

When they won't let you eat the snacks before singing happy birthday.

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When the coffee is so strong that it wakes you up until the next reincarnation.

When the coffee is so strong that it wakes you up until the next reincarnation.

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When you forget to put sugar in your coffee!

When you forget to put sugar in your coffee!

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Life is like a game of chess. Sometimes you make a wrong move and realize you are cornered.

Life is like a game of chess. Sometimes you make a wrong move and realize you are cornered.

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The day only starts after the third coffee.

The day only starts after the third coffee.

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