If laziness burned calories, I'd be a toothpick. View message

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Breaking news: I still don't know what I'm doing with my life! View message

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Is it too early to start drinking? View message

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When they won't let you eat the snacks before singing happy birthday. View message

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When the coffee is so strong that it wakes you up until the next reincarnation. View message

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When you forget to put sugar in your coffee! View message

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Life is like a game of chess. Sometimes you make a wrong move and realize you are cornered. View message

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When your body wakes up but your soul stays in bed. View message

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Guys, let's agree on one thing? If someone in the group wins the lottery, we'll divide it up equally, ok? View message

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If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Or ask for a tequila and forget your problems. View message

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If you don't drink water, that's your problem, but at least water your little plants! View message

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Know what my super power is? Making future plans and then forgetting about them completely. View message

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The only exercise that I do is lifting weight... of food into my mouth. View message

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I'm not disorganized, I just have a minimalist lifestyle. View message

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I'm not lazy, I just think that my body deserves to rest after so many years of evolution. View message

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If a smile is the best medicine, I'm a mobile pharmacy. View message

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I'm trying to become a healthier person, but it looks like my body didn't get the message and keeps ordering pizza. View message

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I'm not lazy, I'm just in power saving mode. View message

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When I wake up I remember that I have to go to work View message

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Me trying to take a pretty photo, but forgetting that I wasn't granted beauty. View message

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I woke up with so much energy that I'm already thinking about doing exercise... but I'll just think about it. View message

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Me, seeing that there's still a while to go until vacation! View message

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Me remembering that I messed up again with my diet, but promising myself that I'll try again next year. That's because hope is the last thing to die. View message

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Stopping by to keep updated on whether everything is in order. View message

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When she's little but she's very angry! View message

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My happy face when I have to work on the weekend. View message

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My face when I see a super excited person in the morning. View message

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My boss seeing me get to work late. View message

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Me, trying to stay calm and not lose my job, because I have bills to pay. View message

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My reaction when my mother tells me I'm her prettiest child! View message

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Me, when people in the group are fighting, and I'm just watching and not saying anything. View message

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Me trying to stay fit with all my might. View message

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Me remembering that I can't stay in bed all afternoon because I have bills to pay. View message

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How I feel when someone calls me sweetheart! View message

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Me waiting for someone in the Group to plan a barbecue! View message

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When my money runs out, but I really want to eat a snack, I'm going to ask my sweetheart for some money. View message

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Me, thinking of everything I've got to do, but wanting to do "nothing." View message

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When I get into a deep pool and remember that I don't know how to swim. Help! View message

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Me, all beautiful and powerful going to shower my favorite group with love. View message

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My mom told me that when I grew up I would be pretty. I think she lied to me. View message

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