Stopping by to keep updated on whether everything is in order.

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My mom told me that when I grew up I would be pretty. I think she lied to me.

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Me remembering that I can't stay in bed all afternoon because I have bills to pay.

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Me, thinking of everything I've got to do, but wanting to do "nothing."

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When I wake up I remember that I have to go to work

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Me waiting for someone in the Group to plan a barbecue!

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Me, all beautiful and powerful going to shower my favorite group with love.

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My happy face when I have to work on the weekend.

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When my money runs out, but I really want to eat a snack, I'm going to ask my sweetheart for some money.

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Me remembering that I messed up again with my diet, but promising myself that I'll try again next year. That's because hope is the last thing to die.

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Me, when people in the group are fighting, and I'm just watching and not saying anything.

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How I feel when someone calls me sweetheart!

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When she's little but she's very angry!

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Me trying to take a pretty photo, but forgetting that I wasn't granted beauty.

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My reaction when my mother tells me I'm her prettiest child!

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Me trying to stay fit with all my might.

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Me, trying to stay calm and not lose my job, because I have bills to pay.

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When I get into a deep pool and remember that I don't know how to swim. Help!

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If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Or ask for a tequila and forget your problems.

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Me, seeing that there's still a while to go until vacation!

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When your body wakes up but your soul stays in bed.

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I woke up with so much energy that I'm already thinking about doing exercise... but I'll just think about it.

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I'm not lazy, I'm just in power saving mode.

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My boss seeing me get to work late.

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I'm not lazy, I just think that my body deserves to rest after so many years of evolution.

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Is it too early to start drinking?

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Guys, let's agree on one thing? If someone in the group wins the lottery, we'll divide it up equally, ok?

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Life is like a game of chess. Sometimes you make a wrong move and realize you are cornered.

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My face when I see a super excited person in the morning.

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If a smile is the best medicine, I'm a mobile pharmacy.

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If you don't drink water, that's your problem, but at least water your little plants!

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When the coffee is so strong that it wakes you up until the next reincarnation.

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The only exercise that I do is lifting weight... of food into my mouth.

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I'm trying to become a healthier person, but it looks like my body didn't get the message and keeps ordering pizza.

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I'm not disorganized, I just have a minimalist lifestyle.

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When they won't let you eat the snacks before singing happy birthday.

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If laziness burned calories, I'd be a toothpick.

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Know what my super power is? Making future plans and then forgetting about them completely.

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When you forget to put sugar in your coffee!

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Breaking news: I still don't know what I'm doing with my life!

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