When your body wakes up but your soul stays in bed.

I'm not lazy, I just think that my body deserves to rest after so many years of evolution.

Guys, let's agree on one thing? If someone in the group wins the lottery, we'll divide it up equally, ok?

My boss seeing me get to work late.

Know what my super power is? Making future plans and then forgetting about them completely.

If laziness burned calories, I'd be a toothpick.

I'm trying to become a healthier person, but it looks like my body didn't get the message and keeps ordering pizza.

I'm not disorganized, I just have a minimalist lifestyle.

If a smile is the best medicine, I'm a mobile pharmacy.

The only exercise that I do is lifting weight... of food into my mouth.