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I woke up with so much energy that I'm already thinking about doing exercise... but I'll just think about it.

I woke up with so much energy that I'm already thinking about doing exercise... but I'll just think about it.

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Me, all beautiful and powerful going to shower my favorite group with love.

Me, all beautiful and powerful going to shower my favorite group with love.

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Can I put up my Christmas tree yet?

Can I put up my Christmas tree yet?

#humor #Christmas
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If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Or ask for a tequila and forget your problems.

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Or ask for a tequila and forget your problems.

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My face when I see a super excited person in the morning.

My face when I see a super excited person in the morning.

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Me remembering that I messed up again with my diet, but promising myself that I'll try again next year. That's because hope is the last thing to die.

Me remembering that I messed up again with my diet, but promising myself that I'll try again next year. That's because hope is the last thing to die.

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I'm not lazy, I just think that my body deserves to rest after so many years of evolution.

I'm not lazy, I just think that my body deserves to rest after so many years of evolution.

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When I get into a deep pool and remember that I don't know how to swim. Help!

When I get into a deep pool and remember that I don't know how to swim. Help!

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If you don't drink water, that's your problem, but at least water your little plants!

If you don't drink water, that's your problem, but at least water your little plants!

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My reaction when my mother tells me I'm her prettiest child!

My reaction when my mother tells me I'm her prettiest child!

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