Guys, let's agree on one thing? If someone in the group wins the lottery, we'll divide it up equally, ok? #humor
I'm trying to become a healthier person, but it looks like my body didn't get the message and keeps ordering pizza. #humor
When my money runs out, but I really want to eat a snack, I'm going to ask my sweetheart for some money. #humor
I woke up with so much energy that I'm already thinking about doing exercise... but I'll just think about it. #humor