Me, when people in the group are fighting, and I'm just watching and not saying anything. #humor #group
Guys, let's agree on one thing? If someone in the group wins the lottery, we'll divide it up equally, ok? #humor #group
When my money runs out, but I really want to eat a snack, I'm going to ask my sweetheart for some money. #humor
Me remembering that I messed up again with my diet, but promising myself that I'll try again next year. That's because hope is the last thing to die. #humor