I woke up with so much energy that I'm already thinking about doing exercise... but I'll just think about it.

When they won't let you eat the snacks before singing happy birthday.

If you don't drink water, that's your problem, but at least water your little plants!

Stopping by to keep updated on whether everything is in order.

Is it too early to start drinking?

When I wake up I remember that I have to go to work

Know what my super power is? Making future plans and then forgetting about them completely.

When the coffee is so strong that it wakes you up until the next reincarnation.

When my money runs out, but I really want to eat a snack, I'm going to ask my sweetheart for some money.

The only exercise that I do is lifting weight... of food into my mouth.