I can already feel the sweetness of vacation, the beach, cute girls, and partying with friends!

If a smile is the best medicine, I'm a mobile pharmacy.

Am I allowed to put raisins in everything yet?

When I notice that Christmas has already arrived and I never even put my fitness project into practice.

I'm trying to become a healthier person, but it looks like my body didn't get the message and keeps ordering pizza.

Is it too early to start drinking?

When I wake up I remember that I have to go to work

Me, when I ask my boss for a raise and a vacation.

Mmmmmmm!!! A little coffee!

Me, when people in the group are fighting, and I'm just watching and not saying anything.