My face when I see a super excited person in the morning.

Mmmmmmm!!! A little coffee!

The only exercise that I do is lifting weight... of food into my mouth.

My mom told me that when I grew up I would be pretty. I think she lied to me.

If we must be Christmasy, at least do it with style!

Me, thinking of everything I've got to do, but wanting to do "nothing."

Me, when I ask my boss for a raise and a vacation.

When I get into a deep pool and remember that I don't know how to swim. Help!

How I feel when someone calls me sweetheart!

Is it too early to start drinking?