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Me, when people in the group are fighting, and I'm just watching and not saying anything.

Me, when people in the group are fighting, and I'm just watching and not saying anything.

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I woke up with so much energy that I'm already thinking about doing exercise... but I'll just think about it.

I woke up with so much energy that I'm already thinking about doing exercise... but I'll just think about it.

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Stopping by to keep updated on whether everything is in order.

Stopping by to keep updated on whether everything is in order.

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Guys, let's agree on one thing? If someone in the group wins the lottery, we'll divide it up equally, ok?

Guys, let's agree on one thing? If someone in the group wins the lottery, we'll divide it up equally, ok?

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I'm not lazy, I just think that my body deserves to rest after so many years of evolution.

I'm not lazy, I just think that my body deserves to rest after so many years of evolution.

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Me waiting for Christmas to arrive so I can get a present!

Me waiting for Christmas to arrive so I can get a present!

#humor #Christmas
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When they won't let you eat the snacks before singing happy birthday.

When they won't let you eat the snacks before singing happy birthday.

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Know what my super power is? Making future plans and then forgetting about them completely.

Know what my super power is? Making future plans and then forgetting about them completely.

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If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Or ask for a tequila and forget your problems.

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Or ask for a tequila and forget your problems.

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My happy face when I have to work on the weekend.

My happy face when I have to work on the weekend.

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