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Me, when people in the group are fighting, and I'm just watching and not saying anything.

Me, when people in the group are fighting, and I'm just watching and not saying anything.

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Me trying to stay fit with all my might.

Me trying to stay fit with all my might.

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Me remembering that I can't stay in bed all afternoon because I have bills to pay.

Me remembering that I can't stay in bed all afternoon because I have bills to pay.

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How I feel when someone calls me sweetheart!

How I feel when someone calls me sweetheart!

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Me waiting for someone in the Group to plan a barbecue!

Me waiting for someone in the Group to plan a barbecue!

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When my money runs out, but I really want to eat a snack, I'm going to ask my sweetheart for some money.

When my money runs out, but I really want to eat a snack, I'm going to ask my sweetheart for some money.

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Me, thinking of everything I've got to do, but wanting to do "nothing."

Me, thinking of everything I've got to do, but wanting to do "nothing."

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When I get into a deep pool and remember that I don't know how to swim. Help!

When I get into a deep pool and remember that I don't know how to swim. Help!

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Me, all beautiful and powerful going to shower my favorite group with love.

Me, all beautiful and powerful going to shower my favorite group with love.

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My mom told me that when I grew up I would be pretty. I think she lied to me.

My mom told me that when I grew up I would be pretty. I think she lied to me.

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