If laziness burned calories, I'd be a toothpick.

My boss seeing me get to work late.

I'm not disorganized, I just have a minimalist lifestyle.

Can I put up my Christmas tree yet?

Breaking news: I still don't know what I'm doing with my life!

The day only starts after the third coffee.

When I wake up I remember that I have to go to work

I can already feel the sweetness of vacation, the beach, cute girls, and partying with friends!

When your body wakes up but your soul stays in bed.

Me, seeing that there's still a while to go until vacation!