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Me, when people in the group are fighting, and I'm just watching and not saying anything.

Me, when people in the group are fighting, and I'm just watching and not saying anything.

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If a smile is the best medicine, I'm a mobile pharmacy.

If a smile is the best medicine, I'm a mobile pharmacy.

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My boss seeing me get to work late.

My boss seeing me get to work late.

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I'm trying to become a healthier person, but it looks like my body didn't get the message and keeps ordering pizza.

I'm trying to become a healthier person, but it looks like my body didn't get the message and keeps ordering pizza.

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How I feel when someone calls me sweetheart!

How I feel when someone calls me sweetheart!

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When I notice that Christmas has already arrived and I never even put my fitness project into practice.

When I notice that Christmas has already arrived and I never even put my fitness project into practice.

#humor #Christmas
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The only exercise that I do is lifting weight... of food into my mouth.

The only exercise that I do is lifting weight... of food into my mouth.

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Life is like a game of chess. Sometimes you make a wrong move and realize you are cornered.

Life is like a game of chess. Sometimes you make a wrong move and realize you are cornered.

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When they won't let you eat the snacks before singing happy birthday.

When they won't let you eat the snacks before singing happy birthday.

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Can I put up my Christmas tree yet?

Can I put up my Christmas tree yet?

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