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If we must be Christmasy, at least do it with style!

If we must be Christmasy, at least do it with style!

#humor #Christmas
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Can I put up my Christmas tree yet?

Can I put up my Christmas tree yet?

#humor #Christmas
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Me getting to January regretting having eaten way too much in December.

Me getting to January regretting having eaten way too much in December.

#humor #Christmas
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When my money runs out, but I really want to eat a snack, I'm going to ask my sweetheart for some money.

When my money runs out, but I really want to eat a snack, I'm going to ask my sweetheart for some money.

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Me remembering that I messed up again with my diet, but promising myself that I'll try again next year. That's because hope is the last thing to die.

Me remembering that I messed up again with my diet, but promising myself that I'll try again next year. That's because hope is the last thing to die.

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When I notice that Christmas has already arrived and I never even put my fitness project into practice.

When I notice that Christmas has already arrived and I never even put my fitness project into practice.

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Mmmmmmm!!! A little coffee!

Mmmmmmm!!! A little coffee!

#humor #coffee
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When they're looking for me and they find me eating in secret before Christmas Dinner.

When they're looking for me and they find me eating in secret before Christmas Dinner.

#humor #Christmas
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Me, when people in the group are fighting, and I'm just watching and not saying anything.

Me, when people in the group are fighting, and I'm just watching and not saying anything.

#humor #group
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Am I allowed to put raisins in everything yet?

Am I allowed to put raisins in everything yet?

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