If laziness burned calories, I'd be a toothpick. View message

Monday should be optional. Who agrees with me? View message

Breaking news: I still don't know what I'm doing with my life! View message

Is it too early to start drinking? View message

When they won't let you eat the snacks before singing happy birthday. View message

When the coffee is so strong that it wakes you up until the next reincarnation. View message

When you forget to put sugar in your coffee! View message

Life is like a game of chess. Sometimes you make a wrong move and realize you are cornered. View message

The day only starts after the third coffee. View message

When your body wakes up but your soul stays in bed. View message