Me, when I ask my boss for a raise and a vacation.

When your body wakes up but your soul stays in bed.

I woke up with so much energy that I'm already thinking about doing exercise... but I'll just think about it.

I'm not lazy, I'm just in power saving mode.

My boss seeing me get to work late.

I'm not lazy, I just think that my body deserves to rest after so many years of evolution.

Is it too early to start drinking?

Guys, let's agree on one thing? If someone in the group wins the lottery, we'll divide it up equally, ok?

Life is like a game of chess. Sometimes you make a wrong move and realize you are cornered.

My face when I see a super excited person in the morning.