If you don't drink water, that's your problem, but at least water your little plants!

Know what my super power is? Making future plans and then forgetting about them completely.

The only exercise that I do is lifting weight... of food into my mouth.

I'm not disorganized, I just have a minimalist lifestyle.

I'm not lazy, I just think that my body deserves to rest after so many years of evolution.

If a smile is the best medicine, I'm a mobile pharmacy.

I'm trying to become a healthier person, but it looks like my body didn't get the message and keeps ordering pizza.

I'm not lazy, I'm just in power saving mode.

When I wake up I remember that I have to go to work

Me trying to take a pretty photo, but forgetting that I wasn't granted beauty.