When the coffee is so strong that it wakes you up until the next reincarnation.

Hey bunch of slackers!

You all are discussing serious subjects, and I'm over here thinking about what meme to use to respond.

I don't know if it's just me, but every time I see a group message, I get ready to laugh.

When you forget to put sugar in your coffee!

Don't worry, friends, I have a joke ready for every embarrassing situation that we may go through together.

If laziness burned calories, I'd be a toothpick.

To be a leader is to spread hope. Bob Galvin

Breaking news: I still don't know what I'm doing with my life!

Describe your day only using emojis!